The
company said it retained a law firm to make Trump’s plan as “time-consuming and
expensive” as possible.
Cards Against Humanity is celebrating the holidays with a six-part promotion that the company claims will help save America.
Part
one? Stop President Donald Trump from building a wall by purchasing a plot of
vacant land along the U.S.-Mexico border:
Donald
Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans. He is so afraid that
he wants to build a twenty-billion dollar wall that everyone knows will
accomplish nothing. So we’ve purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and
retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming
and expensive as possible for the wall to get built.
On Day
1, all Cards Against Humanity Saves America recipients will get an illustrated
map of the land, a certificate of our promise to fight the wall, some new
cards, and a few other surprises.
The
sold-out promotion, which cost $15, included a total of six America-saving
surprises. Participants will receive the surprises in their mailboxes
throughout the month of December.
The
irreverent card game company is known for its absurd and hilarious holiday
pranks. Last year, the company celebrated Black Friday by throwing $100,000
into a giant hole. The year before, the firm sold nothing for $5 and still
managed to raise $70,000.
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